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New Keyboardist HELLA

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:53 am
by American-Monsterman
Well it seems as members go out- New members are in. This is the introduction thread welcoming the new keyboard mashing monster lady of Lordi. Due all respect to our former lady countess- But, the torch shall be passed.

Who could she be? What could she be? Would she be worthy enough to fill the enormous heels of our lady miss Awa? Only time will tell, but until then, we will only use our imaginations and dream for the be(a)st.

People of Monsterboard- It's time to speculate. This is the Lordi of the new dawn.
What better way to start than with a fresh clean slate? :twisted: \m/

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:29 pm
by Deadly Kid
It may be a man, too.

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:40 pm
by Monsta
Nope, Mr Lordi stated it would be a girl :P Which is cool, I like that they keep that tradition! However, I honestly won't try to speculate how this new monster will look like, since it's pretty impossible to guess as we have learnt by now, but I don't think we'll be dissapointed :mrgreen:

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:10 pm
by Erina
Monsta wrote: I honestly won't try to speculate how this new monster will look like, since it's pretty impossible to guess as we have learnt by now, but I don't think we'll be dissapointed :mrgreen:

This. No matter how hard we speculate, Mr. L always proves whatever we've suggested wrong xD I don't know how he does that.

Anyway, I'm happy that it's a woman. Keeping up the tradition at this point is good^^ I give her a warm welcome to the monster family^^

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:07 am
by American-Monsterman
Erina wrote:
Monsta wrote: I honestly won't try to speculate how this new monster will look like, since it's pretty impossible to guess as we have learnt by now, but I don't think we'll be dissapointed :mrgreen:

This. No matter how hard we speculate, Mr. L always proves whatever we've suggested wrong xD I don't know how he does that.

Anyway, I'm happy that it's a woman. Keeping up the tradition at this point is good^^ I give her a warm welcome to the monster family^^


I wouldn't be too sure about that. Back in 2010, I dang near predicted Otus right on the ball. I got his physical features accurate and even joked around saying his name would be Otis- It ended up being Otus. Even Mr. Lordi himself personally granted me "Twilight Zone" points and asked if I was tapping his phone lines. :lol:
Speculation could go very long way. Plus, it's good fun and I'm sure Mr. Lordi just loves to read how we sensationalize. :wink:

As far as the new keyboardist, I am very excited for her (or their) official reveal. It is indeed confirmed to be a lady. I wonder what she will look like, her name and what she could bring into the band's music?

Honestly, from a dream I had a while back- I think I may have a brief idea of how she may look and be named. Who knows, after my Otus prediction, my "witch" ability may be stronger than I think. :lol:

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:18 am
by ginacartoon
Well if we're gonna guess Monsters as we did for Otus (may he rest in piece) we could start guessin' I guess

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:46 am
by AAore
I hope it's just a simple costume like Enarys, that was one of the best costumes so far..

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:39 am
by tsark
I'd laugh if it was a woman but they dressed her in a guy's costume JUST to fuck with everyone's heads

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:07 am
by MonsterMonster21
tsark wrote:I'd laugh if it was a woman but they dressed her in a guy's costume JUST to fuck with everyone's heads


:shock: Be careful
they might read this thread and decide to take on your idea :roll:
though it would be funny as hell if they did :lol:

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:38 pm
by ginacartoon
Well we had a Valkyrie, then a Vampire/Ghost Countess, what I'm guessing could be next is a Siren?

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:28 pm
by monsterboy
Or a Medusa? Or maybe an anger elf-nimf that would be cool. :D

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:04 pm
by Isa
After a blond and a black hair lady maybe we can have dunno a red hair one or something :mrgreen:

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:18 pm
by Joni Master
I think too early to discuss.

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:23 pm
by Hemitys
Joni Master wrote:I think too early to discuss.


There's a new member in the band and you think it's too early to discuss and speculate about her? Right on.

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:44 pm
by Joni Master
Hemitys wrote:
Joni Master wrote:I think too early to discuss.


There's a new member in the band and you think it's too early to discuss and speculate about her? Right on.


Yeah, but no name or face. I hate spekulating.

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:01 pm
by LuciadeSiracusa
Understandable, I suppose =)
But, in this case, it is perhaps better that you don't come on these topics .

Because it's pretty sure there will be a LOT of speculation about her and the drummer for a LONG time.
:D

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:18 pm
by Isa
Joni you know it ain't a obligation, you don't want talk over her you don't come on that topic that's all but for a lot of us speculate is nice, we make work our imagination, sometime get good laught, it bring a bit animation

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:23 pm
by Kitawa
Well, I don't think it'll get any better with time. I mean how can one say "it's too early to discuss" when we all know we won't see any pictures of her before the release of the next costumes? There's no speculating after that (which is propably what Joni wanted, tho).

Unless they do recording with masks on and somebody at Wagener's workshop will use camera.

Anyway, I don't know what to guess for her monster-self to be. Honestly I'm totally outta ideas. I like monsterboy's idea of a Medusa, though. Water element would be cool. And I gotta agree with AAore as well for I think Enary was very scary & pretty at the same time. I hope it's gonna be something really creepy, true horror stuff... Awa's latest costume was saucy to me instead of scary, if u know what I mean.

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:59 pm
by Isa
I just don't understand why for "the drummer" Joni could speculate (he say something about a vampire), I don't remember him complain when we did speculate before discover Otus and suddenly he do when fact are all same. We know "the drummer" only provisory costum

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:08 pm
by Kitawa
Joni Master wrote:
Hemitys wrote:
Joni Master wrote:I think too early to discuss.


There's a new member in the band and you think it's too early to discuss and speculate about her? Right on.


Yeah, but no name or face. I hate spekulating.


Unless you meant speculation about her real identity. I'd hate speculating that, too. I'm not really interested, 'cos to me it's a monster musician. :wink:

Plus it's against rules here. :P

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:23 am
by Joni Master
Isa wrote:I just don't understand why for "the drummer" Joni could speculate (he say something about a vampire), I don't remember him complain when we did speculate before discover Otus and suddenly he do when fact are all same. We know "the drummer" only provisory costum


Mayby Im just still shocked about fact that Awa has leaved. :roll: And in "The Drummer" topic there were pictures and videos quite fast. I dont think that we gonna see pictures in this year of the "Keyboardist".

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:00 am
by American-Monsterman
I had this vision in my dreams about the new keyboardist. My goodness, was she something. :shock: Dig this:
01. She was a humanoid monster and very frightening (yet very beautiful).
02. She was tall and kind of on the chubby side.
03. Her skin was an arctic pale blue and very dead.
03. She was bald, but had one very long dreadlocked mohawk (almost like Sheeva from Mortal Kombat)
04. Her eyes are pitch black and had red pupils, her right eye is stitched shut. She had no nose but only two holes from where it decayed away.
05. Her mouth had been sliced horribly from one ear to the other. With only metal rings binding her face and lower jaw together, you could clearly see her skull & teeth behind the metal binds.
06. Her entire face had been ripped off and is stretched backwards over her skull with the small chains & hooks attached from her teeth to the back of her head. Think of it as wearing her own face like a Halloween mask.
07. She has ancient tribal-angel tattoos all over here body and head.
08. She wears a very skin tight and torn black leather dress, spider black fishnetting underneath. She has black spiked armor on her right shoulder. Her arms and stomach area was exposed and she has a big slice across her stomach.
09. She wore big metallic biker chick boots, and had african tribe-like rings around her neck.
10. She used to have wings. On her back is nothing more than scars from where they were burnt off.
11. Lordi's new era was pure "Studs & Leather". They had more of a Judas Priest "Painkiller" thing going on. Lot of skin. :wink:
11. She was a bad ass, a Necro Morbid Angel fallen to Earth.
12. Her name was... SYPHA.

Just imagine that. Lordi 2013: :wink:
LORDI: Vocals.
AMEN: Guitars.
SYPHA: Keyboards.
OX: Bass.
TREMOR: Drums.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:41 pm
by monsterboy
Ha ha great story. :D :lol:
Nice names too (Castlevania ;) ), who know it can come true.

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:17 pm
by Maddy
Wow, that sounds really amazing!
I would really appreciate if the new monster would look like that. :)
Damn, now I'm getting really excited and can't wait anymore to learn more about the new monsters.

Re: New Keyboardist

PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:24 pm
by PEML94
Wow, that sounds so totally awesome :shock: Please mr Lordi, do what American-Monsterman described!
Seriously, I LOVE the idea of a totally badass zombie leather chick, like Kalma only girl and more gross :D