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Postby Kita's_Desciple » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:27 pm

Mr Kalma i would just like to know if you had the chords to Blood Red Sandman as i was thinking of prefroming it at my schools talent show
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Postby The Prophecy » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:01 pm

Just a short question to Mr. Kalma:

Why it doesn't give a picture from you on a hot bike? I think it would look fantastic.
And is there maybe a chance for a picture of you without contact lenses? (because I like blue eyes :) )
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Postby Anthalerero » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:51 pm

@prophecy

Don't steal my questions! :? :mrgreen:
I've already asked this some time before, but sadly I didn't get a reply form Mr. Kalma... :cry:
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Postby Fallen Angel » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:15 pm

I think that Mr. Kalma might be a bit busy in the studio at the moment Monstermaniacs. I am sure that he wants to answer your question Anthalerero. I only have one question though. I am getting a Bass for my Birthday in October and I was wondering if there are any tips you can give me on how I might come to play as well as you do?

Hope to hear from you soon.

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Postby Beauty of the beast » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:28 pm

With a hell of a lot of photoshoping I could get Kalma on a bike :P .

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Postby Anthalerero » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:36 pm

Uuuuh... that would be great!

I've even tried it with Photoshop, but it didn't work :cry: :cry: I'm not good enough for... :(
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Postby Beauty of the beast » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:53 pm

I guess I'll make some use of my time so...

Mr. Kalma if you're out there, I know you guys are buisy recording and all but I was just wondering and I can imagine other Monstermaniacs are wondering how things are going in the recording sessions. We would be beastly happy to find out any news, even if you just state your diet of the day... I believe you like Road Kill and Motor Oil for breakfast :twisted: .

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Postby Smilin' Jack » Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:09 pm

well kamla if you read this
you so got to come to australia to promote the next album
australian music is either bad or worse or american, australia needs a good monsterizing
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Postby Beauty of the beast » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:26 pm

Hell-o Mr. Kalma.

I know asking a question while you are recording is not the beast thing to do, but I was wondering, seeming as you like Bikes, Tits, Booze and More tits, I thought "does this Biker Zombie from hell have a bike of his own? or even a favorite bike?"

My brother has just got a little 125cc Suzuki Marauder, it's a realy nice bike and I get to have it when he gets another bike :D .
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It would be Hellish to hear from you Mr. Kalma, I'd love to know what bike you may have or would like to have... not that I'd buy it for you, I'm sure the Grim reapers son deserves a discount on bikes :twisted: .

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Postby Kremsman » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:10 pm

Well i don't think that a Biker Zombie from Hell will like Japanese Sport Bikes but If you're interested which bike i ride:

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Postby Beauty of the beast » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:16 pm

Thats a Tasty Kawasaki... The first bike I ever liked was a Kawasaki Ninja ZX6R... Now my dream bike would be a Triumph Rocket 3, It's huge, I'm like the size of it's front wheel.

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Postby Fallen Angel » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:05 am

I hope that Mr. Kalma likes bikes because you have just completely spammed his thread if he doesn't. I think my dad likes that Triumph one because he starting drooling when he saw it :lol: .

I think that I like the style of the first one, the Susuki one that The Unholy Ghost has got because it isn't too big and it isn't a race bike. For some reason I don't like the race bikes, looks like they could cause back problems. I love the other bikes because they are huge and I love watching American Chopper to watch them being built.

Mr. Kalma... what would been your dream bike if you where to get one? Or if you have one already, which is it?

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Postby Kremsman » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:52 pm

Ironiccaly the more sportive bikes like mine are less bad for your back than the choppers because of the better suspension and the straight way you're sitting on such a chopper :wink:

But the real sport bikes like the ninjas are of course something different :idea:
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Postby SMF » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:07 am

Kaalllllmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa....Wuussssuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp?
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Postby Armageddon Outta Here » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:13 pm

are the band postin' on the non-english forum???
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Postby Beauty of the beast » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:42 pm

Armageddon Outta Here wrote:are the band postin' on the non-english forum???


Yes the Band do try to post on every forum... I personaly do not know what languages they speak other than Finnish and English ((very well by the way))

You have to understand after an almost non stop year the band deserve a holiday... And still you have to realise that speaking another language is damn hard... except for Fallen One who is a wonder of the world.

Either way you are sure to see members of Lordi speaking in the other non-English forums... just takes time thats all...

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Postby Fallen One » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:26 pm

Beauty of the beast wrote:And still you have to realise that speaking another language is damn hard... except for Fallen One who is a wonder of the world.


Rofl... It's not because I speak Dutch, French, German, English and starting tomorrow-ish Russian that I'm a wonder of the world mate, but thanks for the great laugh :p

And yeah, I think Kalma doesn't mind all these bikes in his board, he does like them anyways, at least so it states on his profile.

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Postby Beauty of the beast » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:29 pm

Fallen One wrote:Rofl... It's not because I speak Dutch, French, German, English and starting tomorrow-ish Russian...


Showoff... but that's why I love you :P .

Fallen One wrote:And yeah, I think Kalma doesn't mind all these bikes in his board, he does like them anyways, at least so it states on his profile.


Yeah and Tits... I'll get him a bike with tits airsprayed on the paintwork :P ... he'll love it, I know I would :D ... Cost a bit though.

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Postby spazworrier » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:10 pm

I remember seeing something like this ages ago, not quite the same as the one I saw, but close enough.

I think Mr Kalma would love this Bike (kinda nsfw)
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Postby Beauty of the beast » Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:27 pm

WOW thats an interesting bike, I wonder how long it took to make.

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Postby Fallen One » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:06 pm

I'm sure he'd love it ;)

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Postby Kalma » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:14 pm

spazworrier wrote:I think Mr Kalma would love this Bike (kinda nsfw)


You bet I would...My kind of ride!
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Postby TheSpaceToaster » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:04 pm

Hey, Mr. Kalma!

I don't really have a question for you or anything like that, but I would like to say that you kick ass. :D

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And my older brother plays bass.

Okay I'll be quiet now. ^_^
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Postby spazworrier » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:00 pm

Kalma wrote:
spazworrier wrote:I think Mr Kalma would love this Bike (kinda nsfw)


You bet I would...My kind of ride!


In more ways that one, eh? :wink:
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Postby Fallen Angel » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:43 pm

I dont know whether I have got the right date or not, but a little birdy told me that it has recently been Mr. Kalma's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALMA!

Hope you had a Beastly birthday Mr. Kalma!

Beauty of the Beast has asked me to wish you a Beastly Birthday as well. He couldn't do it himself because he has gone to Ireland for the weekend.

If I have got my information right then it was your birthday yesterday... Did you get a new hat :twisted: ....

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