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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Dischord » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:51 pm

Cheers to the best dressed bassist in music!
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby tsark » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:43 am

Somebody mentioned that (in Lordi mythology) Kalma is the brother of Ox, is that true?
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Milred Sandman » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:58 pm

tsark wrote:Somebody mentioned that (in Lordi mythology) Kalma is the brother of Ox, is that true?
No no no and no :)
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby PEML94 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:03 pm

tsark wrote:Somebody mentioned that (in Lordi mythology) Kalma is the brother of Ox, is that true?

Well, kind of. The copy I have of their background is a bit fuzzy, but I hope you'll understand the most of it. I have more info, but it does not concern the bond between OX and Kalma. If you want to I can send you their full charachter stories in a PM :)

OX was a bulltaur warrior who served a mage called Androlus. After a book of dark spells was stolen, they both got killed, but OX was saved by Kalmaggedian. But OX found out that it was Kalmaggedian who had killed him and Androlus, so he killed him, and took over the Kalmaggedian brotherhood.

When Kalma was alive he was called Nicholas Gore, and was a soldier. After war, he spent his life with his motorcykle, driving through America. After some time, driving through the Nevada desert, Nicholas unwittingly came across Kalmaged the Timetraveler, who was there looking for an old alien space shuttle, and Nicholas suddenly found himself in Britain, around year 2300, where he joined a rebellion. Some time after being killed in one of the raids, he was awakened by Kalmaged, who gave him the name Kalma and made one of the brothers of The Calmageddian Brotherhood, where Kalma started learning magic. After Kalmaged was killed by OX, all his games with the time and dimensions came to light, and the least Kalma could do, was to track down the real Kalmaged - who had disappeared into other time lines - together with Mr. Lordi.
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby tsark » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:25 pm

Aaah that makes much more sense! I did think it sounded kind of like the movie Twins where Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger were being palmed off as seperated at birth brothers, in both instances i was like 'Really? REALLY??" lol!

That info is much more helpful and yes please PM me! I love the mythology of the characters but I can't seem to find very much in English beyond what wiki gives me. :/

Thank you both for answering so fast! :mrgreen:
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby AnZa The Great » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:26 pm

Kalma gets fired before Eurovisions, Kalma come back to Lordi. If you come back then basists are Ox and Kalma maby.
Kalma is Lordi's the best basist. Kalma rocks!
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Isa » Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:27 pm

Kalma didn't get fired, he quit
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Thomas » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:16 pm

He is very quiet indeed
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Isa » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:21 pm

Typo, I edit and yeah both where correct, he quit (or left) and he's quiet :wink:
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby AnZa The Great » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:46 pm

Isa wrote:Kalma didn't get fired, he quit


I know but I don't remember left or quit word. Sorry, if you don't understand me but you know what I mean.
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby DarkAlessa » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:20 pm

He quit, 'cause he has his personal reasons. sorry my english is 2 bad.. :D
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Kalma » Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:06 pm

What's up everyone? My last post is so old that I decided to do a new one :lol:
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby monsterboy » Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:10 pm

Hi (with me) everything is alright, i'm glad you made a new post here :D
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Venom-Crawler » Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:51 pm

Ahoy, Kalma ! How are you ? :D
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby tsark » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:23 am

A pleasure to finally meet you Mr Kalma :D Apologies for getting into the band after you left :oops: It wasn't my intention, i just didn't know you guys existed till after Eurovision!
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby PEML94 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:25 am

Woho, KALMA IS BACK!!! :D :D Frickin awesome! :mrgreen:
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Hellhound 382 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:36 am

How is it that I keep missing you getting on here?! Gosh! Some fan I am! Anyway, all's going well with me, Mr. Kalma. How are you? :)
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Dischord » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:07 am

Welcome back Kalma...freezing my ass off in the mountains of Afghanistan at the moment honestly but doing well thanks for asking!

Can't wait to get out of here and start playing music again!!

Hope the band can do another US tour when I'm actually there!!! THAT would be nice! Hope all is well for you in your personal life too! I know sometimes life can suck but sometimes you just have to ride the wave because the other side is all smooth sailing!
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby AnZa The Great » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:51 am

OMG! Kalma is back! That is good news, Kalma is only one ex-member who post here (what ai know).
I want to see you sometimes and all Lordi band.
You're good musician because you comes to say something for us.
You have ESP/LTD bass, right? I have ESP/LTD guitar, that is good...i don't know it word in english but finnish it is merkki.

See you to next time my friends!
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby AAore » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:01 am

erm guys? Does kalma bang dang drums? I just got a wonderful idea.. :roll:
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby monsterboy » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:33 am

AAore wrote:erm guys? Does kalma bang dang drums? I just got a wonderful idea.. :roll:


Guess not :lol:
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby Lilyth Von Gore » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:32 pm

Hey, Kalma. You around?
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Just wanted to make sure you were still alive.
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Re: Kalma on the board!

Postby AAore » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:14 pm

Lilyth Von Gore wrote:Hey, Kalma. You around?
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Just wanted to make sure you were still alive.

Arrrrrrrrmate!
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