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Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:51 pm
by Dischord
Cheers to the best dressed bassist in music!

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:43 am
by tsark
Somebody mentioned that (in Lordi mythology) Kalma is the brother of Ox, is that true?

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:58 pm
by Milred Sandman
tsark wrote:Somebody mentioned that (in Lordi mythology) Kalma is the brother of Ox, is that true?
No no no and no :)

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:03 pm
by PEML94
tsark wrote:Somebody mentioned that (in Lordi mythology) Kalma is the brother of Ox, is that true?

Well, kind of. The copy I have of their background is a bit fuzzy, but I hope you'll understand the most of it. I have more info, but it does not concern the bond between OX and Kalma. If you want to I can send you their full charachter stories in a PM :)

OX was a bulltaur warrior who served a mage called Androlus. After a book of dark spells was stolen, they both got killed, but OX was saved by Kalmaggedian. But OX found out that it was Kalmaggedian who had killed him and Androlus, so he killed him, and took over the Kalmaggedian brotherhood.

When Kalma was alive he was called Nicholas Gore, and was a soldier. After war, he spent his life with his motorcykle, driving through America. After some time, driving through the Nevada desert, Nicholas unwittingly came across Kalmaged the Timetraveler, who was there looking for an old alien space shuttle, and Nicholas suddenly found himself in Britain, around year 2300, where he joined a rebellion. Some time after being killed in one of the raids, he was awakened by Kalmaged, who gave him the name Kalma and made one of the brothers of The Calmageddian Brotherhood, where Kalma started learning magic. After Kalmaged was killed by OX, all his games with the time and dimensions came to light, and the least Kalma could do, was to track down the real Kalmaged - who had disappeared into other time lines - together with Mr. Lordi.

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:25 pm
by tsark
Aaah that makes much more sense! I did think it sounded kind of like the movie Twins where Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger were being palmed off as seperated at birth brothers, in both instances i was like 'Really? REALLY??" lol!

That info is much more helpful and yes please PM me! I love the mythology of the characters but I can't seem to find very much in English beyond what wiki gives me. :/

Thank you both for answering so fast! :mrgreen:

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:26 pm
by AnZa The Great
Kalma gets fired before Eurovisions, Kalma come back to Lordi. If you come back then basists are Ox and Kalma maby.
Kalma is Lordi's the best basist. Kalma rocks!

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:27 pm
by Isa
Kalma didn't get fired, he quit

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:16 pm
by Thomas
He is very quiet indeed

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:21 pm
by Isa
Typo, I edit and yeah both where correct, he quit (or left) and he's quiet :wink:

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:46 pm
by AnZa The Great
Isa wrote:Kalma didn't get fired, he quit


I know but I don't remember left or quit word. Sorry, if you don't understand me but you know what I mean.

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:20 pm
by DarkAlessa
He quit, 'cause he has his personal reasons. sorry my english is 2 bad.. :D

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:06 pm
by Kalma
What's up everyone? My last post is so old that I decided to do a new one :lol:

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:10 pm
by monsterboy
Hi (with me) everything is alright, i'm glad you made a new post here :D

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:51 pm
by Venom-Crawler
Ahoy, Kalma ! How are you ? :D

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:23 am
by tsark
A pleasure to finally meet you Mr Kalma :D Apologies for getting into the band after you left :oops: It wasn't my intention, i just didn't know you guys existed till after Eurovision!

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:25 am
by PEML94
Woho, KALMA IS BACK!!! :D :D Frickin awesome! :mrgreen:

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:36 am
by Hellhound 382
How is it that I keep missing you getting on here?! Gosh! Some fan I am! Anyway, all's going well with me, Mr. Kalma. How are you? :)
-The Hellhound

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:07 am
by Dischord
Welcome back Kalma...freezing my ass off in the mountains of Afghanistan at the moment honestly but doing well thanks for asking!

Can't wait to get out of here and start playing music again!!

Hope the band can do another US tour when I'm actually there!!! THAT would be nice! Hope all is well for you in your personal life too! I know sometimes life can suck but sometimes you just have to ride the wave because the other side is all smooth sailing!

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:51 am
by AnZa The Great
OMG! Kalma is back! That is good news, Kalma is only one ex-member who post here (what ai know).
I want to see you sometimes and all Lordi band.
You're good musician because you comes to say something for us.
You have ESP/LTD bass, right? I have ESP/LTD guitar, that is good...i don't know it word in english but finnish it is merkki.

See you to next time my friends!

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:01 am
by AAore
erm guys? Does kalma bang dang drums? I just got a wonderful idea.. :roll:

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:33 am
by monsterboy
AAore wrote:erm guys? Does kalma bang dang drums? I just got a wonderful idea.. :roll:


Guess not :lol:

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:32 pm
by Lilyth Von Gore
Hey, Kalma. You around?
>.>
<.<
Just wanted to make sure you were still alive.

Re: Kalma on the board!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:14 pm
by AAore
Lilyth Von Gore wrote:Hey, Kalma. You around?
>.>
<.<
Just wanted to make sure you were still alive.

Arrrrrrrrmate!