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Which LORDI member would you want to see make Erotica?

Lordi
9
18%
Amen
8
16%
Kita
4
8%
Ox
5
10%
Awa
9
18%
Enary
11
22%
Kalma
4
8%
Magnum
0
No votes
G-Stealer
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 50

LORDI EROTICA

Postby American_MonsterMan » Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:58 pm

Here's something new for you guys. (feeling dirty) :twisted:
Like the band KISS and many others- I very much see LORDI (costumes) as very Beautiful and Sexy RockStars, and I know alot of YOU do too. :wink:
In fact, I think LORDI are even "SEX SYMBOLS" of Rock'n'Roll.

Whether serious or comedic, how many of you would want to see a LORDI member in "Erotic Art" such as sexy Pinup Magazines, Photo shoots, Sex Tapes, Erotic Portraits, or maybe even Sexy LORDI Toys and sexy clothing?

(Keep in mind: there might be minors on this board so try to keep it clean and fun. Do not post anything explicit on the board (nude pics, xxx art, nasty language). If you want to make a link to something explicit- be sure It's about LORDI, and make sure you put a disclaimer on it. Thank you.)
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Postby Mooneyman » Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:59 pm

Oh god, please no... the fanfic forum is bad enough... :lol:
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:02 am

Oh, come on Mooneyman!- Be a Sport! :lol:
I know you been having those dirty dreams about Awa waiting for you alone with her lipstick and loose promdress. :lol:
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Postby Mooneyman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:03 am

With some artists on here, my friend, you do not want to give a chance with this kind of thing - the fanfictions are bad enough. :lol: You shall regret this!
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Postby ginacartoon » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:05 am

._. please tell me that you're joking about this topic...it seems so wrong
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Postby Isa » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:05 am

Mooneyman wrote:Oh god, please no...


I shouldn't can say it better

And for someone who's so much for the rules, you should need to know that the basic rule on a forum is "no porno, no racism, no politic..."
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Postby Mooneyman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:08 am

American_MonsterMan wrote:I know you been having those dirty dreams about Awa waiting for you alone with her lipstick and loose promdress. :lol:



...Okay this is completely unrelated...and disturbingly close to the mark. :lol:

But honestly, this type of artwork is too horrifying, even by Lordi standards...and I think on this forum it'd be even worse... :lol:
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:10 am

That is why this is only a "POLL".

I clearly said "DO NOT post anything explicit on the board". :D
No porno, just opinions.
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Postby _eesti999_ » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:11 am

Lordi on work
Lordi resting

and
Very erotic: Lordi at a beach in a swimming pants and bikinis

Hmmm... maybe we should do a new topic, Lordi porn :roll:
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Postby Isa » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:13 am

You forget then one answer on your poll "no one of them"
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Postby Mooneyman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:17 am

Isa wrote:You forget then one answer on your poll "no one of them"


Or maybe 'Oh holy mother of God please no MY EYES!!'
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:20 am

Hahaha! :lol:


Normal: Mr. Lordi with mask.
Nude: Mr. Lordi without mask. :lol:

You gotta admit, at least this board is something outside of the box. How many "Which is the BEST Lordi Song" Polls do we need?

I love Enary! All us guys know Enary is a SmokingHot Bomb! I wished Enary stayed in Lordi long enough to at least get the sexy "Hottest Chicks In Metal" article. (flops on floor, heart pounding 8P Drools) :lol:
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Postby Mooneyman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:22 am

American_MonsterMan wrote:You gotta admit, at least this board is something outside of the box. How many "Which is the BEST Lordi Song" Polls do we need?


I advice we put it back in the box and never take it out ever again. :lol:
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:52 am

Alright! Mr. Lordi's in the LEAD! :P
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Postby miss_brutality » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:55 am

Ah American_MonsterMan this is a huge WIN :lol: Wonder what's funnier the topic or the replies xD But I don't think this forum is ready for this amazing idea :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby anushka » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:58 am

miss_brutality wrote:But I don't think this forum is ready for this amazing idea :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don´t think that whole world is ready for this :lol:
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Postby Ida » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:00 am

anushka wrote:
miss_brutality wrote:But I don't think this forum is ready for this amazing idea :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don´t think that whole world is ready for this :lol:


Oh why? :lol: Amen taking his loaded gun and shoot down us all with his milkshake? :lol:
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Postby anushka » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:01 am

Ida wrote:Oh why? :lol: Amen taking his loaded gun and shoot down us all with his milkshake? :lol:

I knew you will start with some milkshkake thing :lol:
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Postby LIVING DEAD DOLLIE » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:02 am

I agreed with miss brutalty . This forum is not ready for this . NOT AT ALL !! If that would be the case i would have posted my Lordi erotica already and i have written alot of that stuff in the past :oops: And yes , it was all about MR.Lordi ( yes i voted that ) I,m just a sick perverted little girl
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Postby Ida » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:03 am

anushka wrote:
Ida wrote:Oh why? :lol: Amen taking his loaded gun and shoot down us all with his milkshake? :lol:

I knew you will start with some milkshkake thing :lol:


this would be the thread for it, wouldn't it? :lol:
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Postby anushka » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:04 am

LIVING DEAD DOLLIE wrote:I,m just a sick perverted little girl

You are not alone but we need to keep it in secret :lol:

@ Ida: Probably yes :wink:
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:06 am

Miss_brutality:
Alright, thanks doll! :D Now I know we have at least 'one' person here with a sense of humor and open mind. You Rock.

Ida:
Amen, loaded Milkshakes? Now were talking! :lol:


If Amen has milkshakes, then Enary must have a Milk Jugs, if you know what I mean? ( o )( o ) :wink: :lol:
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Postby anushka » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:07 am

I think this topic will be very soon locked if we will continue like that :lol:
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Postby Mooneyman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:07 am

Americans, eh? :wink: :lol:
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