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Which LORDI member would you want to see make Erotica?

Lordi
9
18%
Amen
8
16%
Kita
4
8%
Ox
5
10%
Awa
9
18%
Enary
11
22%
Kalma
4
8%
Magnum
0
No votes
G-Stealer
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 50

Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:15 am

Mooneyman:
Americans, eh?


Hey, were not only fat, loud mouthed and lazy- we're also very Perverted! GO USA! :wink: :lol:
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Postby Mooneyman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:16 am

We Brits are meant to be raunchy, y'know :lol: Didn't quite work out this time around, I guess we're the 'twats' who want live 'birds' with big 'knockers' to 'wank' over. :lol:
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:19 am

Mooneyman:
We Brits are meant to be raunchy, y'know


Oh, I hear ya' my brother!
Just get a load of that super freak "Queen Elizabeth", hubba-hubba. :wink:

Didn't quite work out this time around, I guess we're the 'twats' who want live 'birds' with big 'knockers' to 'wank' over.


LMAO! :lol: You're killing me with laughter here!
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Postby Mooneyman » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:20 am

Well this topic is improving at least...what what! :lol:

American_MonsterMan wrote:
Didn't quite work out this time around, I guess we're the 'twats' who want live 'birds' with big 'knockers' to 'wank' over.


LMAO! :lol: You're killing me with laughter here!


I can delve deeper into the British sexual stereotype but I see you have Lordi porn to corrupt yourself with. I'll take my copy of Nuts magazine and be on my way :wink:
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:32 am

I can delve deeper into the British sexual stereotype but I see you have Lordi porn to corrupt yourself with. I'll take my copy of Nuts magazine and be on my way


True, but NOTHING will prepare you for something like 'THIS' American-Made Nuclear Weapon: Only in America! :lol:

Believe it or not, weirdos like me is "LORDI-CRAZY" enough to even make LORDI Hentai. Not to be disrectful to the almighty LORDI, oh HELL NO (they're the world's #01 band), but because I, indeed, do find them VERY Beautiful and Sexy figures of art. :wink:

I had posted the pics but "Miss_Cyn" reminded me I have a conscience, so I removed the link(s). If you're 18 or over and wish to see my Sexy LORDI art, please send me a PM. :wink:
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Postby HalfmetalAlchemist » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:49 am

I think this is the closest thing we'll get to LORDI porn. Don't worry it's SFW and DAMN funny!!
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Postby miss_brutality » Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:53 am

American_MonsterMan wrote:
I can delve deeper into the British sexual stereotype but I see you have Lordi porn to corrupt yourself with. I'll take my copy of Nuts magazine and be on my way


True, but NOTHING will prepare you for something like 'THIS' American-Made Nuclear Weapon: Only in America! :lol:

(Warning: You MUST be 18 years of age or older to view these links)
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-79870.html

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-79685.html


OMFG dude @_@ the first pic is just too much ...
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Postby TheBear » Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:43 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:
This was bound to happen at some point, better sooner or later.

Do mind that LoRDi used to crap rainbows in the near past and still do for some people...
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:58 pm

1...2...3... and.... :shock: Oh wow- my artwork
did NOT get me banned from here already? I can't believe the thread is not even LOCKED yet.
OMG! I guess I'm NOT the 'ONLY' "LORDICrazedPsychoPervLunaticWeirdo" here! :lol:

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You are not alone but we need to keep it in secret

Remember Ladies, a major LAW: Words from the Almighty LORDI:
"All the Naughty LORDI Girls, they know it's GOOD TO BE BAD!" :wink:
Go ahead- knock yourself's out. LORDI advises it. :wink: :twisted:
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Postby Blazenaire Alda » Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:14 am

Just because there is a section of a chorus which implies it, I seriously don't think that Lordi actually mean it!
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Postby Good To Be Bad Girl » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:38 pm

I voted Kalma... 8)
Because he's a sexy, hot BIKER FROM HELL. *drools*
Although you should now add Otus to this poll as well... :lol:
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Postby HalfmetalAlchemist » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:39 pm

HAHA OTUS EROTICA.

Man, am I the only weirdo who voted Kita? x3
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Postby HalfmetalAlchemist » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:40 pm

fuck double post, ignore this, computer fails. ><;;
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Postby Good To Be Bad Girl » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:29 am

I would like seeing that... :twisted: He's a sexy beast!! :mrgreen:
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Postby martinmaniac » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:34 pm

:shock: dude go to a fucking psyciathrist...
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Postby Thomas » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:50 pm

Awa! God, what a great topic! :lol:
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Postby Good To Be Bad Girl » Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:17 pm

martinmaniac wrote::shock: dude go to a fucking psyciathrist...

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Martin, martin, martin..... You wouldn't love a monsterman??? *shakes head*
You disappointing me now Martin...
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Postby martinmaniac » Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:33 pm

i thought wtf but then i decided to check first one out.
Then i lol'd and felt like i should vomit
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Postby Miss_Cyn » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:08 am

WOW. :shock:

ok, first of all, as a fellow American, i too love the occasional 'sexytime' thing, like dirty pics, vids, etc.,.

however, as even you have stated before American_Monsterman, there are still people as young as 12 (maybe younger) on this board, and their curiosity WILL get in the way of ethics, and they WILL still click on the "you must not view unless you are 18 or older" buttons, just to see what all the fuss is about. i know this, because i always looked anyway at their age too. :lol:

not entirely sure this is the best place to post this type of thing, simply because of the rules, and because in my opinion, this board does represent LORDI as a whole, and i doubt they would want people to focus on them sexually more than what they are generally doing as musicians and artists.

now that being said, i would like to thank you for the moment of epic hilarity that ensued when i opened and read this particular topic. God bless you, i almost fell off the bed laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

and i can't vote. because that would mean being impartial. and i happen to think of three of the monstermen that i wouldn't mind tackling to the floor. :twisted:

(maybe move this topic somewhere else?)
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:01 am

Miss_Cyn:
however, as even you have stated before American_Monsterman, there are still people as young as 12 (maybe younger) on this board, and their curiosity WILL get in the way of ethics, and they WILL still click on the "you must not view unless you are 18 or older" buttons, just to see what all the fuss is about. i know this, because i always looked anyway at their age too.


Oh man, way to go reminding a "DEVILMAN :twisted: " like me that I have a conscience deep down inside somewhere. :wink:
You're so absolutely right. The PICS themselves didn't do it because I STILL think LORDI are very beautiful and sexy creatures, but I started to quickly realize exactly how young people are on here as well. I shouldn't be exposing them to something like that, even with disclaimers- we all know LORDI children will do the "naughty" deed anyways. :twisted:
You are right Miss_Cyn- therefore I removed the link(s). :)
Thank you for reminding me that I actually do have a heart. :lol:

And btw: Seeing that Mr. LORDI is in the lead- it looks like I know which sexy MonsterMan I'm going to draw next. I'm cooking up a sexy and funny picture of the L man himself. Only instead, this time, you must be 18 or older then send a PM to see the link. You see, I told you I could be responsible. :lol: :wink:
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Postby Miss_Cyn » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:10 am

hey, i think the LORDI monsters are all dead sexy! (pun totally intended)

lets just remember their fan base reaches all ages, k? no need to have people make any unnecessary noise about something others enjoy, and i really don't want to see anyone get banned for breaking a board rule like that.

however...i might pm you later American_Monsterman...didn't get to see any of the pics, i only had time to read the commentary... :D
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Postby Good To Be Bad Girl » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:19 pm

Well as a previous DEADITE back in the early years I officially state:
YES. I WOULD LOVE A MONSTERMAN. :D
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:10 am

Good To Be Bad Girl:
YES. I WOULD LOVE A MONSTERMAN.


\m/ :wink: \m/
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Postby Miss_Cyn » Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:46 am

American_MonsterMan wrote:Good To Be Bad Girl:
YES. I WOULD LOVE A MONSTERMAN.


\m/ :wink: \m/
It's Good to be Bad Girl


you have NO idea... :twisted:

lol, oh no, when once i was the voice of reason... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby American_MonsterMan » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:40 am

Hey Boys'n'Girls. Since it seems that Mr. Lordi is the winner. I'm sketching up a special Mr. Lordi picture for all you naughty Lordi gals out there. It's sure to tickle you pink and crack your "Funny Bone" at the same time. :lol: :wink:
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