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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Angel Of Death » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:46 am

OX & Mantis are so cute together ^^
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Hisha » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:26 am

Awe :3
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:46 pm

Hello everyone! Here is a little one-shot story about our dear monsters.
The first leg of the Tour Beast Or Not To Beast is over, and we find our monsters talking about their break before the gigs in december.
Enjoy! :D

Monstrous Vacation

Somewhere in Finland, at night time, five persons were still awake. Five shadows sat around the living room table, empty cans of beer and Pepsi on it. The monster with red eyes stood up and looked at his fellows.
Mr Lordi: Well, the first part of the tour is over. We have three months free and we need a good vacation. So I'm asking you all. Where. Are. We. Going?
Hella: We?
Mr Lordi: Yeah... We always go on holidays on our own, so I thought it'd be nice for once to go all together.
Hella: L, remember last time we went somewhere all together?
Amen: It was so much fun.
OX: Totally.
Hella: You mean getting lost in the airport, nearly missing our plane, me falling in the stairs at the arrival breaking my legs, Mana and L playing with fireworks on the beach scaring everyone, not to mention OX nearly caught up because some maniac wanted to eat him, and you Amen, getting chased by fangirls and ended up trapped on barbed wires on the top of a wall, all of that was FUN?
Amen: Well, yeah. It's not my fault if I'm a girl magnet.
Mana: Fireworks are always fun.
OX: And I'm the one who ate this maniac anyway.
Mr Lordi: And I repaired your legs so that you'd been able to enjoy our holidays.
Hella: That wasn't my idea of nice holidays...
Mr Lordi: Okay Hella. We'll be careful this time.
The Lord and his friends crossed fingers behind their backs.

She took a map out of a drawer and laid it on the table.
Hella: Well, where are we going then?
Amen: What about a field trip? We could go to the USA. Plus we look cool with cow-boy hats and sunglasses. Remember Ozzfest?
Mr Lordi: It was cool indeed, but when this fan told me I looked like an undead Lemmy with these things on, I freaked out a little.
OX: Amen to that!
Amen: What?
OX: Nevermind. I'm already happy that we go to Japan for the tour, so I propose Australia! That would be a nice change of scenery for us.
Amen: Yeah...
Mr Lordi: Come on, seasons are switched there. They celebrate Christmas in Summer! On the beach!
Mana: You really can't stand the lack of snow, can you?
Mr Lordi: This and the lack of Pepsi. That's why I suggest Canada! There is snow there, and nature and its wildlife suits me. I'd feel like home.
Hella: The purpose of holidays is to forget home for a time and enjoy something new.
Mana: Yeah, so why don’t we stay here ?
Mr Lordi: Vacations are a good way to forget about neighbors.
Amen: Point taken.
Hella: I agree on this. But look guys, we can’t agree on a destination.
Mana: Hey! I didn’t say where I wanted to go!
Hella: Fine, where do you want to go?
Mana: I don’t know.
Hella: *Facepalm*
OX: Well, it doesn’t help.

Amen stands up and goes to the fridge. He takes a fresh bloody human heart and takes a bite of it, like it was an apple.
Amen: (chewing) So?
Mr Lordi: Damn Amen! You’re smearing blood everywhere! I cleaned up this morning.
Amen: Oops. Sorry, I’ll clean.
Mr Lordi: I hope so or I’ll use your bandages as a floor cloth!
Mana: Amen to that.
Amen: What now?
Mana: Nothing, silly.

Hella took a sip of her strawberry flavored beer.
Mana: We still have no destination. Well, we need something where there’s Pepsi, a cold/warm weather, new things to see, landscapes to discover, not too noisy, not much people.
All: Yeah.
Hella: Is there really a place that gathers all these preferences?
OX: Maybe. The thing is we’ve already been in so many countries for concerts that there are few choices left.
Amen: It’s not “maybe”, OX. There are countries that could reunite those things.
Mr Lordi: Really?
Amen: Indeed my friends and one country especially could suit us pretty well.
Hella: We’re listening.

~2 months later~

At the airport of Vantaa, the plane of our 5 monsters landed on the landing strip. When it stops, they got out of the engine. Their clothes were partly shredded and discolored, their hair messy and their skin had burn marks and bruises. They looked at Amen.
OX: Well done, smarty pants.
Hella: Iceland, heh? Amen, it’s the very last time we follow your ideas.
Amen: Come on, it wasn’t that bad. Well ok, bathing in geysers was a bad idea.
Hella: So was cliff jumping, iceberg skiing, fox chasing and so on!
Mana: Those foxes were fun.
Mr Lordi: And there was Pepsi.
Hella: Boys, I adore you with all my heart, but I’ll never go on holidays with you again.

The monstermen crossed their fingers behind their backs.
Boys: (whispers) That’s what you think for now, my dear…
Mr Lordi: Amen to that.
Amen: Will you ever stop calling me?!

THE END :P
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Isa » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:52 pm

Poor Hella but all is Amen's fault :lol:
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Angel Of Death » Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:19 am

that was a really funny story to read :lol: poor poor Hella :D
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Hisha » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:11 am

You included the "Amen to that" joke xD Brilliant xD
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Maddy » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:04 pm

Awesome little story again!
I can really imagine that they have a conversation like this. :lol:
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:24 pm

Haha thanks girls! I even thought of sending this to the band, but at the last minute I said to myself: "No, just... no XD"
So here it will stay, glad you liked it :p

Also, my next long story will be the sequel to The Monstrous Opera, it will also be a co-writing with my little sister :mrgreen:
Be prepared for... Lordi! The Heir of the Brotherhood ! :wink:
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:40 pm

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Here's a little poem I wrote for all the hopeless romantics out there! :mrgreen:

Fairytale

A thing we'll notice
Our fate we could offset
A sight we'll miss
And try not to forget

The heaving chest
Our breath is cut
A cause for the unrest
Let's keep our eyes shut

Words are spoken
Sometimes with fear
With hope of not being mistaken
Allowing feelings to appear

Dreams or reality?
Does it make any difference?
We anyway feel jealousy
Towards those who know romance

We can have our fantasies
But we can't fool our kind
We dread those cruelties
So love is left behind

Still we crave for the feeling
That'll make our hearts beat
For everything it could bring
Someone we long to meet

A movement, a wink
A glance, a ghostly stroke
No longer can we clearly think
Our burning desire we stoke

Feel free to steal my heart
I won't regret a thing
Tear my doubts apart
Make my fairytale begin
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Hisha » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:08 pm

Wow
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:46 pm

Hello people! Here's the sequel of The Monstrous Opera. This story will be shorter than the previous one, but I hope you'll like it! It's dedicated to all OX fans and particularly two ladies I know very well of, that inspired the character of Mantis. Enjoy! :mrgreen:

Lordi! The Heir of the Brotherhood

[EDIT 2020: Elo of the future here! I did a massive rewrite of this story. You can go and read the improved version by clicking the link in my signature.]

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So, happy? :mrgreen:
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Angel Of Death » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:03 pm

really happy :D nice to read this chapter...waiting for some more ;)
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Hisha » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:43 am

I wanna know what this reunion is for ^^
(Anyway I should probably work on my own fic again ^^")
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:23 am

Hisha, you will know this, but not on this chapter :P
Thanks AOD, your wish is granted :)

[EDIT 2020: Elo of the future here! I did a massive rewrite of this story. You can go and read the improved version by clicking the link in my signature.]

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Will things be alright for Mantis? You'll know in the next chapter ;)
The song is Secret Door by Evanescence :D
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Hisha » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:01 am

Is the song plot-relevant or not? :)
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Angel Of Death » Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:04 pm

I thought that I recognized those song lyrics from somewhere :D
fingers crossed that things will be alright for Mantis!! Curious for the rest..
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:47 pm

The song is plot-relevant. Let's say that Mantis doesn't know anymore how to deal with her relationship...

[EDIT 2020: Elo of the future here! I did a massive rewrite of this story. You can go and read the improved version by clicking the link in my signature.]

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Things aren't going that well for Mantis and OX... Will OX accept the Kalmageddon's proposal?
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Angel Of Death » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:23 pm

that really doesn't sound good at all...poor Mantis :( please OX, make the right choice!!
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:33 pm

[EDIT 2020: Elo of the future here! I did a massive rewrite of this story. You can go and read the improved version by clicking the link in my signature.]

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I'm pretty sure you know who the mysterious man is. But will things between OX and Mantis will get better?
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Maddy » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:53 pm

Oh dear, this doesn't seem too good for OX and Mantis at the moment..
I really hope that they will be able to work things out, they deserve to be happy!
And I'm also looking forward to find out what the plan of the red hair man is.

Please update this soon! :)
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Angel Of Death » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:10 pm

it indeed doesn't look so good for them :( what a tough situation they are in...
waiting for some more!!
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Hisha » Sat Apr 19, 2014 4:54 pm

This is getting more and more interesting ^^
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:00 pm

Wow, it's been a long time since I updated this story. Sorry! A long chapter for you then :)

[EDIT 2020: Elo of the future here! I did a massive rewrite of this story. You can go and read the improved version by clicking the link in my signature.]

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What OX will do to save his relationship? To be continued...
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Angel Of Death » Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:57 pm

this chapter sure was worth to wait for :D
I really hope they can bring Elisabeth back!!
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Re: Miss-Elodia's Stories

Postby Miss-Elodia » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:21 am

Wow, it's been months since I posted here. Oh well, here's another chapter. ^^

[EDIT 2020: Elo of the future here! I did a massive rewrite of this story. You can go and read the improved version by clicking the link in my signature.]

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Short chapter. Blame the writer's block. Anyway, hope you liked it! :D
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