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Postby Silent » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:14 pm

A huge bird,...dosen't sound scary?....
...well turn on the TV!!!

But seriously,...Nosferatu type of vampire, but with long hair.
Keep it scary monsters
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Postby Armageddon Outta Here » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:34 am

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simply terrifying silent
AOH. got heavy way before you n00bs.

fuck you fairweather fans
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Postby spazworrier » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:36 am

Hey, he still scares the sh*t outta me. :lol:
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Postby Bucky21 » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:49 am

Armageddon Outta Here wrote:Image



OMG, now i need new underwear^^


i would like to be some kind monsterican warrior like Mr.OX
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Postby Fallen Angel » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:52 pm

spazworrier wrote:Hey, he still scares the sh*t outta me. :lol:


You’re not the only one Spaz. He was the reason why I didn’t watch Sesame Street. I still think I would go with a Vampire-looking Monster if I could chose to be one. They are my favourite kind…

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Postby Kita_11 » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:17 pm

Hmmmm...

I Would be a "Skeleton Soldier Ork", why?
Because i Play lot of RPG´s and i like the Ork´s, ok not in Warcraft but in the
Rest of the Games :P .


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Postby Silent » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:38 pm

spazworrier wrote:Hey, he still scares the sh*t outta me. :lol:


Bird flu all over the place, hehehehe.... :twisted: :D
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Postby RevDeadCorpse » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:06 am

I've been using this screen name since the mid-80's when I was dialing into to BBS's and University Usenet servers. The online persona itself is very similar t owhat I am like in real life. No faking it here. No need to.

However, if I were to be a Lordi-verse type creature... then it'd almost have to be a Barbarian style demon. At 5' 10" tall and a beefy 255 lbs, I wouldn't need a lot of latex to make me look bigger. A weight lifter, not even 50lbs of costume would slow me down in the slightest.

Another possibility would be a demonic Priest of some type. That would appeal to a whole other branch of my personality as I have done extensive research into comparative theology.
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Postby Tommi » Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:40 am

I would probably be a... Leprechaun. I guess it is a monster. Or a goblin, something like Yoda.
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Postby zog » Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:55 am

I have always liked monsters like Ox: massive, strong, and weapon would be some kind of long hammer or club or something.
Not exactly a monster, but my favourite RPG charterer of all time is OX from Breath Of Fire I (SNES). He is smither, huge, strong, and as weapon he has his Hammer. Cool guys, Cool names 8)
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Postby EJ » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:10 am

I would be a big muscular vampire.. with claws like freddy kreuger :P

My name would be VAMP
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Postby The Prophecy » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:06 pm

I would be a revenge angel. In a long, black leather coat, with black wings and black eyes and a samurai-sword with a black dragon on its blade as weapon. :twisted:
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mit voller Kraft auf's nächste Riff.
Aufdass ihr an der Last erstickt
mit der ihr mich auf Reisen schickt.

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Postby Tommi » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:30 pm

I thought it more and I could be a

Chimera

A chimera has three heads:
  • A head of a fire dragon - I'm born in the year of the fire dragon
  • A head of a lion - I'm lion in the horoscope
  • A head of a goat - I'm a vegan

It would quite perfectly suit me. :D
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Postby spazworrier » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:44 pm

Doesn't a Chimera also have a snake for a tail?
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Postby Tommi » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:06 pm

Well, it appears that the D&D version of a chimera is a misrepresentation. A chimera is originally
in Greek mythology, a fire-breathing female monster resembling a lion in the forepart, a goat in the middle, and a dragon behind.

So there isn't a dragon head and it's female. :( Anyways, that makes me a

Fire Dragon

Not a Western One, but a Chinese One, which flies without wings, and blesses the people with good luck. :roll:

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Postby rory » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:23 pm

if i where a monster i would be something like lordi :twisted: strong and with some cool clothes
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Postby Beauty of the beast » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:45 pm

Tommi wrote:Not a Western One, but a Chinese One, which flies without wings, and blesses the people with good luck. :roll:


Ah but you could bless the people with your guitar playing... or bass... or any other instrument :D .

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Postby Tommi » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:16 pm

Beauty of the beast wrote:
Tommi wrote:Not a Western One, but a Chinese One, which flies without wings, and blesses the people with good luck. :roll:

Ah but you could bless the people with your guitar playing... or bass... or any other instrument :D .

Yeah. What would be a draconic instrument? Perhaps a blowhorn which would sprout great flames when blown. That would be really cool. 8)
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Postby Hjortan__ » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:26 pm

Of course I would be a Vampire. :twisted:
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Postby Midian » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:55 pm

Hm...Me as monster...maybe a zombie...there wouldn't be much to do :D

Or a harpy...with nice wings and claws :twisted:

Or a Succubus :P
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Postby spazworrier » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:11 pm

Oooh, being a Cthulu would be pretty rad!
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Postby Beauty of the beast » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:20 pm

Tommi wrote:Yeah. What would be a draconic instrument? Perhaps a blowhorn which would sprout great flames when blown. That would be really cool. 8)


Hell yeah, you could be one of those individual Dragons :P with a violin or maybe a Japanese lute or Shamisen... Not too sure how it would fit into Hard Rock though :D .

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Postby Tommi » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:54 pm

spazworrier wrote:Oooh, being a Cthulu would be pretty rad!

Haha, yeah. A tentacled freak from the depths. :D Like the one in the horror movie "Dagon - La secta del mar" (link and link). The movie's costumes, by the way, remind me of the same spirit as Lordi's stuff, although their style is Lovercraftian, of course. ;)

Beauty of the beast wrote:Hell yeah, you could be one of those individual Dragons :P with a violin or maybe a Japanese lute or Shamisen... Not too sure how it would fit into Hard Rock though :D .

A Japanese instrument would fit in greatly... may be they could be used for a hard rock - just in Japanese style. I can already imagine a mix of old oriental music and hard rock... Heavy beating of cymbals and aggressive bamboo flutes. :D

Midian wrote:Hm...Me as monster...maybe a zombie...there wouldn't be much to do :D

Or a harpy...with nice wings and claws :twisted:

Or a Succubus :P

You sound like that you must like torturing men. :P
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Postby zog » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:31 pm

Or maybe i would be a mana beast. I so love those Flammies.
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Postby Midian » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:07 pm

Tommi wrote:
Midian wrote:Hm...Me as monster...maybe a zombie...there wouldn't be much to do :D

Or a harpy...with nice wings and claws :twisted:

Or a Succubus :P

You sound like that you must like torturing men. :P

How do you mean that?
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