If you were a monster...

by **Silent** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:14 pm

A huge bird,...dosen't sound scary?....
...well turn on the TV!!!

But seriously,...Nosferatu type of vampire, but with long hair.

by **Armageddon Outta Here** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:34 am

simply terrifying silent

by **spazworrier** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:36 am

Hey, he still scares the sh*t outta me. :lol:

by **Bucky21** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:49 am

Armageddon Outta Here wrote:

OMG, now i need new underwear^^

i would like to be some kind monsterican warrior like Mr.OX

by **Fallen Angel** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:52 pm

spazworrier wrote:Hey, he still scares the sh*t outta me.

Youre not the only one Spaz. He was the reason why I didnt watch Sesame Street. I still think I would go with a Vampire-looking Monster if I could chose to be one. They are my favourite kind

..::Fallen Angel::..

by **Kita_11** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:17 pm

Hmmmm...

I Would be a "Skeleton Soldier Ork", why?
Because i Play lot of RPG´s and i like the Ork´s, ok not in Warcraft but in the
Rest of the Games

.

With Hellfully Wishes

by **Silent** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:38 pm

spazworrier wrote:Hey, he still scares the sh*t outta me.

Bird flu all over the place, hehehehe.... :twisted:

by **RevDeadCorpse** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:06 am

I've been using this screen name since the mid-80's when I was dialing into to BBS's and University Usenet servers. The online persona itself is very similar t owhat I am like in real life. No faking it here. No need to.

However, if I were to be a Lordi-verse type creature... then it'd almost have to be a Barbarian style demon. At 5' 10" tall and a beefy 255 lbs, I wouldn't need a lot of latex to make me look bigger. A weight lifter, not even 50lbs of costume would slow me down in the slightest.

Another possibility would be a demonic Priest of some type. That would appeal to a whole other branch of my personality as I have done extensive research into comparative theology.

by **Tommi** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:40 am

I would probably be a... Leprechaun. I guess it is a monster. Or a goblin, something like Yoda.

by **zog** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:55 am

I have always liked monsters like Ox: massive, strong, and weapon would be some kind of long hammer or club or something.
Not exactly a monster, but my favourite RPG charterer of all time is OX from Breath Of Fire I (SNES). He is smither, huge, strong, and as weapon he has his Hammer. Cool guys, Cool names

by EJ » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:10 am

I would be a big muscular vampire.. with claws like freddy kreuger

My name would be VAMP

by **The Prophecy** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:06 pm

I would be a revenge angel. In a long, black leather coat, with black wings and black eyes and a samurai-sword with a black dragon on its blade as weapon. :twisted:

by **Tommi** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:30 pm

I thought it more and I could be a

Chimera

A chimera has three heads:

A head of a fire dragon - I'm born in the year of the fire dragon
A head of a lion - I'm lion in the horoscope
A head of a goat - I'm a vegan

It would quite perfectly suit me.

by **spazworrier** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:44 pm

Doesn't a Chimera also have a snake for a tail?

by **Tommi** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:06 pm

Well, it appears that the D&D version of a chimera is a misrepresentation. A chimera is originally

in Greek mythology, a fire-breathing female monster resembling a lion in the forepart, a goat in the middle, and a dragon behind.

So there isn't a dragon head and it's female.

Anyways, that makes me a

Fire Dragon

Not a Western One, but a Chinese One, which flies without wings, and blesses the people with good luck. :roll:

by **rory** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:23 pm

if i where a monster i would be something like lordi :twisted:

strong and with some cool clothes

by **Beauty of the beast** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:45 pm

Tommi wrote:Not a Western One, but a Chinese One, which flies without wings, and blesses the people with good luck.

Ah but you could bless the people with your guitar playing... or bass... or any other instrument

.

Stay Heavy Monstermaniacs :twisted:

.

by **Tommi** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:16 pm

Beauty of the beast wrote:
Tommi wrote:Not a Western One, but a Chinese One, which flies without wings, and blesses the people with good luck.

Ah but you could bless the people with your guitar playing... or bass... or any other instrument .

Yeah. What would be a draconic instrument? Perhaps a blowhorn which would sprout great flames when blown. That would be really cool.

by **Hjortan__** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:26 pm

Of course I would be a Vampire. :twisted:

by **Midian** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:55 pm

Hm...Me as monster...maybe a zombie...there wouldn't be much to do

Or a harpy...with nice wings and claws :twisted:

Or a Succubus

by **spazworrier** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:11 pm

Oooh, being a Cthulu would be pretty rad!

by **Beauty of the beast** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:20 pm

Tommi wrote:Yeah. What would be a draconic instrument? Perhaps a blowhorn which would sprout great flames when blown. That would be really cool.

Hell yeah, you could be one of those individual Dragons

with a violin or maybe a Japanese lute or Shamisen... Not too sure how it would fit into Hard Rock though

.

Stay Heavy Monstermaniacs :twisted:

.

by **Tommi** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:54 pm

spazworrier wrote:Oooh, being a Cthulu would be pretty rad!

Haha, yeah. A tentacled freak from the depths.

Like the one in the horror movie "Dagon - La secta del mar" (link and link). The movie's costumes, by the way, remind me of the same spirit as Lordi's stuff, although their style is Lovercraftian, of course.

Beauty of the beast wrote:Hell yeah, you could be one of those individual Dragons with a violin or maybe a Japanese lute or Shamisen... Not too sure how it would fit into Hard Rock though .

A Japanese instrument would fit in greatly... may be they could be used for a hard rock - just in Japanese style. I can already imagine a mix of old oriental music and hard rock... Heavy beating of cymbals and aggressive bamboo flutes.

Midian wrote:Hm...Me as monster...maybe a zombie...there wouldn't be much to do

Or a harpy...with nice wings and claws

Or a Succubus

You sound like that you must like torturing men.

by **zog** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:31 pm

Or maybe i would be a mana beast. I so love those Flammies.

by **Midian** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:07 pm

Tommi wrote:
Midian wrote:Hm...Me as monster...maybe a zombie...there wouldn't be much to do

Or a harpy...with nice wings and claws

Or a Succubus

You sound like that you must like torturing men.

How do you mean that?

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