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Postby Kayin » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:49 pm

What do you mean by IF I was a monster? :twisted:
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Postby Tommi » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:55 pm

Midian wrote:How do you mean that?
I mean a Harpy and a Succubus... both are monsters that are specifically dedicated to seducing and torturing/eating men. Harpies lure seamen to their doom with their singing (they look like beautiful maidens far away), and succubi drain the souls of men by kissing them. I more like monsters that look really evil, rather than those which try to deceive people. Of course, the latter are more insidious, and their evil comes from their ability to mislead people and make them believe things that are not true.
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Postby Midian » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:50 pm

Tommi wrote:
Midian wrote:How do you mean that?
I mean a Harpy and a Succubus... both are monsters that are specifically dedicated to seducing and torturing/eating men. Harpies lure seamen to their doom with their singing (they look like beautiful maidens far away), and succubi drain the souls of men by kissing them. I more like monsters that look really evil, rather than those which try to deceive people. Of course, the latter are more insidious, and their evil comes from their ability to mislead people and make them believe things that are not true.

Ohh.. :D
They just look cool :twisted:
But torturing men....why not?
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Postby SmilinJack » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:03 am

Kita is the monster to be, c'mon if you see something like Kita wouldnt you cross the street?
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Postby Beauty of the beast » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:09 am

If I saw Mr. Kita walking down the road I would surely shit myself with joy HAHAHA!

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Postby Fallen Angel » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:14 pm

I would probably run up to him and hug him :D I will marry that Monster.

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Postby Lamlam » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:49 pm

Fallen Angel wrote:I would probably run up to him and hug him :D I will marry that Monster.

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Thats a bit unfaithful to BOTB!!
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Postby Fallen Angel » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:36 pm

BotB would love it as well because it means that he can track Miss. Enary down and marry her :twisted: . Only messing, BotB knows I wouldn't leave him :P .

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Postby RevDeadCorpse » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:38 pm

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I'm already half way to looking like this anyway. Frank Frazetta and Boris Vallejo are Gods...
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Postby Lillith Duskcutter » Mon May 29, 2006 9:27 pm

If I were a monster,I would be a banshee.Wasn't that what Enary was?
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Postby SteveSteve » Mon May 29, 2006 9:33 pm

I am a monster of the Playstation 2...

I would like to be a Fallen Angel, with wings and a sword marked with the 666 :P
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Postby RedBurp » Mon May 29, 2006 9:37 pm

If I was a moster I would be a zombified vampire werewolf
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Postby eriven » Mon May 29, 2006 9:41 pm

If I was a moster I would be a zombified vampire werewolf


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If I was a monster I guess I would be a shape-shifter... like mystique on x-men
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Postby Rx » Mon May 29, 2006 9:45 pm

I don't know what happen at night coming, but I think i'm a werewolf or a vampire. The only who know isn't yet here. :evil:
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Postby MR. T the pyromaniac » Mon May 29, 2006 9:48 pm

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Postby Gothmog » Mon May 29, 2006 9:49 pm

Probably a Balrog........
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Postby Butterfly » Mon May 29, 2006 9:50 pm

A Vampire. ( I guess they are consider monsters)
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Postby Zareb » Mon May 29, 2006 9:55 pm

A huge, un-living, tortured cat, rosen from the indian buriel behind the Pet Sematary...

Um, I actually do love cats...
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Postby Rx » Mon May 29, 2006 9:58 pm

Zareb wrote:A huge, un-living, tortured cat, rosen from the indian buriel behind the Pet Sematary...

Um, I actually do love cats...

I can't imagine what it could be if you hate them :oops:
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Postby Zareb » Mon May 29, 2006 10:01 pm

Rx wrote:
Zareb wrote:A huge, un-living, tortured cat, rosen from the indian buriel behind the Pet Sematary...

Um, I actually do love cats...

I can't imagine what it could be if you hate them :oops:


Well that monster-cat would be seeking avange on those that tortured it... :P
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Postby Rx » Mon May 29, 2006 10:08 pm

So if i'm a werewolf it could be electric.
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Postby Mad Madam Mimm » Mon May 29, 2006 10:14 pm

Monster... Monster... HMMM...
I guess a shape shifter would b cool, but it would be kinda painfull, wouldn't it? I wouldnt be a zombie, as the scariest thing abput them is the smell..... :wink: I guess Vampire would be the best, you get such a wierd feeling when you turn into a bat.... Not that i'd know..... :lol: Just kidding, but i think the best monster would be either a Vampire or a werewolf. Im already bitchy once a month anyway :lol: :oops: Hehe!
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Postby pmbyer » Mon May 29, 2006 10:32 pm

For Me Being a monster i would go for something around the lines of eddie from Iron Maiden but slightly more rotted away flesh
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Postby UKLFC » Mon May 29, 2006 10:32 pm

I'd just be sum mad cyberwolf-vampire things with claws like wolverine. And a big set of wings to scare people.

BUT BUT BUT I'd have to hae an alluring look about me, so a nice tight one piece shud set that off nicely
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Postby Rx » Mon May 29, 2006 10:41 pm

Be quiete with wings, if they're too large, you can't turn everywhere :lol:
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