If you were a monster...

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Postby Hard_Rock_King » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:06 am

Im wish Death_Knight :twisted:
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Postby Good To Be Bad Girl » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:27 pm

I'm the Blair Witch^^
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Postby Lozzy » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:31 pm

i've made my mine up what i'd be xD

Sorceress, Witch, Ghost + A Werewolf all in one ^^

Just try to imagine Awa with a fluffy tail and cute ears...that would be me :wink:
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Postby hardrockhellyeah » Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:45 pm

i wold be a monster servant to kita and i would annihalate and devour all who oppose him
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Postby Metaldud » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:10 am

Sorry for the bump, but...
Well, I have no need to say what monster I would be since I already am one as I wear glasses. Why do you suppose no women give me any shot and everybody hates my guts.
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Postby UKLFC » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:50 pm

According to Lammy, I am one already,.

So ill be myself
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Postby Eprio' » Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:10 pm

i would be some kind of Wolf :twisted:

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Postby Graveyard-Creature » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:11 am

I think that I would be a zombie... :D
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Postby Kaari » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:36 pm

I would be ghost. Don't know why...
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Postby NightChild » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:14 am

I would like to be something purple with wings and fangs! that would be awesome ;)
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Postby Sharpevil » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:10 pm

A giant. Something a good 10-15 feet tall. Not mutilated, but I'd have to look somewhat creepy.

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Postby Simisami » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:02 pm

Like Kita, But scaryier. With Jaws and spikes. Big bat wings and horns. I would be the most lonely monster in the whole world ( Bad, Evil, angry,Lonely and dagerous)
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Postby Genova » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:16 pm

Im supposed to already be one myself aswell. Err other than that, id be a banshee, exept im a guy sooo... so.. many.. choices. Gargoyle
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Postby Sharpevil » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:54 pm

I'm probably the only one to pick giant.
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Postby kairikas1994 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:56 pm

Id like to be myself.. :P
there are nomore so cute monsters
as Lordi and his band members :wink: :P :lol:
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Postby Valita » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:53 pm

I will be a dragon-like demon, or maybe a werewolf. XD
There are so many choices, really.
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Postby Hard_Rock_King » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:07 pm

Here is a grat and cooll monster:Death Knight,Lich the phantom of Necromancer,Necromancer,Warlock,Dreadlord,Dark Ranger or Ghost,Crypt Lord,Pit Lord,Adomination
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Postby Harpie Lady » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:11 pm

If I was monster, I would like to kill Marcelo Cabuli, to eat him.. :twisted: And then I'll take Tarja in my arms, and then I'll give her to Tuomas Holopainen.. (my dream)
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Postby MissTrash » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:13 pm

I would be... im not nsure how to describe it.
But i dressed up for the gig and it was basically lots of netting, leather silver and black studded cape, 7inch tarnished silver platform boots, corset and huge hair....

most like some sorta vampire bitch queen frm hell :D
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Postby Malachi » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:15 pm

hmmmm i remember that .. sexci :)

right urm me ... i spose id look a bit like magnum mixed with Amen ... a cybernetic mummified corpse with a kick ass guitar and white eyes.


So basically a 3000 year old Terminator



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Postby Mr.Caine » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:53 am

I'll be a Vampire. Not just a run of the mill vampire, no.
But a Vampire Necromancer, I'm not called Mr.Caine cause it sounds cool, Its my alter-ego and i love him!
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Postby BloodRedMonsterman » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:32 pm

Id be like kalma back in the day with his kick ass hat
cos hes kool os fooooowk :)
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Postby HalfmetalAlchemist » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:15 am

Hmmm wow... Well, I'm not sure... but, I Photoshopped this pic of me. And it looks kinda cool.. Like a frozen ghost.. thing O.o

The pic I PhotoShopped

If anyone is interested. I wasn't really doing anything, I just played around with PhotoShop.. and.. well.. got that. xD And I just had to put lyrics from HRH on it :)
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Postby grandmadeath » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:37 am

I would be an evil mermaid :D
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