If you were a monster...

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Postby Spasmodic'90 » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:12 pm

I'd be a mixture of a demon and a zombie. Red eyes, maybe wings... :twisted: I'd possess sleeping people.
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Postby LaVey_Satanist » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:21 am

Now if i was a monster....first i would be like Kita.....i would help start the arockalypse....even if lordi are not real monsters BUT THEY ARE i would start it for them....i would be the carnial beast in the darkness....i would not sneak i would crush all enemys in my path (anyone who is in my way) i would claime victorys in the name of LORDI and most of all have FUN :) (note: sick sense of humour and fun, also power does corrupt and id let it lol)

If lordi just gives the word i will start to train a small army for the cause....also i am ready for anything Mr lordi tells me to do!

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Postby UKLFC » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:43 am

A carnal beast is one interested on in sex. You are aware of that arent you.

also there are already carnal demons, succubi and incubi, i think they got there first dearie
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Postby Clearance » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:29 am

I think I would like to be something like a vampire then...^^
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Postby MissKilljoy » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:06 pm

My scare of aliens turned into wish to be one of them! I'd like to be alien and zombie... :twisted:
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Postby Catt creature » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:03 am

i would be an undead, necromancer, lich, cat creature, thingy thing.
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Postby deadman101 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:49 pm

i already am a monster :twisted:
its time to get heavy


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Postby UnholyBeast » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:23 pm

That's a great question! I've to think a bit....
I would be some kind of Shadow-Knight. A disgused, black Knight who rides on a disgused skeleton horse. My head would look like this: ... 9972_1.gif
Under my black hood there would be a long, terribly scar from my left cheek up to my left blood-redly eye. Everything of my body would look like a mixture of red and black and full of scars. In would command a huge legion of Shadow-Riders, who would come to destroy the earth and wipe out the mankind. After destroying the Vatikan, a new temple would be build on that place, where Petrus had built his. It would be called the Throne Of Darkness - MY throne. From this place I will control the earth with my legion of shadow-riders. They will be called "The Federation Of Darkness" and wipe out the humandkind and after that breed a new, dark race.

Now, what do you say about this - I ever dreamed of being the Shadow-Knight, who controls the giant legion....(no joke)
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Postby Reapah » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:04 pm

Well, can't describe it really. A human rendition of a black widow. :twisted: Basically, albino with a huge long scar running through one of my eyes and petite yet sharp fangs. My hair kind of would be put up underneath a hood of a cloak. My fingers long and spider-like, very short height (boots would take care of that), and the rest of my body hidden by the cloak. On the back of the cloak there would be a red hourglass hand-stitched. Don't ask how I got that idea for a monster.
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Postby Good To Be Bad Girl » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:28 pm

For the first time in the history; Here's a picture of the real me!!!
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Postby janchik » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:17 am

Finnish monster I Guess :D
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Postby Supermonstar! » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:38 pm

when i a monster i have wings and ööhh.... :lol: so than awa! :o
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Postby ginacartoon » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:28 pm

Holy heck, sorry for bringing this out from the ground

Well if i was a Monster i'd have to say i'd be a Kuang Shi (or was it Jiang-Shi? Even though I'm not Chinese but I'd have to blame 'Darkstalkers' for the idea XP )
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Postby Mooneyman » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:30 pm

I would be Mr. Lordi. :D
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Postby ginacartoon » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:31 pm

Mooneyman wrote:I would be Mr. Lordi. :D

But there's only One Lordi :twisted:
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Postby Mooneyman » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:32 pm

ginacartoon wrote:
Mooneyman wrote:I would be Mr. Lordi. :D

But there's only One Lordi :twisted:

And I am he. :twisted:

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Postby Vilce » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:49 pm

I would be a Moorwen ( from ''Outlander'' ), I'd love to have such a tail it had :twisted:
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Postby martinmaniac » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:58 pm

I would be something very evil :twisted: my skin would be like mr lordi, I would have black hair as big as Dee Snider, I would be wearing big and heavy chains, I would be having big shoulder pads with studs, skulls or something and much more. Beware :twisted:
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Postby TheBear » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:20 am

Well....a WereBear :twisted:
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Postby kruegerguy » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:22 am

I would be something like H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu, but rather than green, I would be red and black, and at the ends of my tentacles/feelers, would be razor sharp teeth, and rather than just a bulbous head, I would have a bulbous head full of spines. Oh and for those who don't know what Cthulhu looks like heres a picture

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Postby miss_brutality » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:48 am

Hard to explain. But I imagine myself as a red snake-skinned creature with little horns, huge black bat wings, and red eyes. And of course super long black hair and big razor sharp claws and teeth. That's why she's called "The Razor" :twisted: almost forgot - she always wears beautiful white dresses and carries some kind of strange sword. Do you guys think my monster is cool ? :)
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Postby pessimistic » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:15 pm

I'd be just me... I think it's enough :twisted:
(pale skin, brutal cruel eyes able to curse you all, evil behaviour... bla bla bla... ) It's just me walking the streets of our town scaring the people 8) :lol:
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Postby Lillith Duskcutter » Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:47 pm

I'd be, or rather, am a biker zombie chick who wears man skin boots.
I'm also part Whigmaleerie (Scottish cousin of the banshee. Her scream can kill)
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Postby lovely_bella » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:02 am

an invisible woman.
(just the thoughts of what i could do with no one seeing me , and me seeing everyone is rather .........well hehehe :twisted: )
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Postby AAore » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:33 pm

I can do everything I want!
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