I had this vision in my dreams about the new keyboardist. My goodness, was she something.

Dig this:
01. She was a humanoid monster and very frightening (yet very beautiful).
02. She was tall and kind of on the chubby side.
03. Her skin was an arctic pale blue and very dead.
03. She was bald, but had one very long dreadlocked mohawk (almost like Sheeva from Mortal Kombat)
04. Her eyes are pitch black and had red pupils, her right eye is stitched shut. She had no nose but only two holes from where it decayed away.
05. Her mouth had been sliced horribly from one ear to the other. With only metal rings binding her face and lower jaw together, you could clearly see her skull & teeth behind the metal binds.
06. Her entire face had been ripped off and is stretched backwards over her skull with the small chains & hooks attached from her teeth to the back of her head. Think of it as wearing her own face like a Halloween mask.
07. She has ancient tribal-angel tattoos all over here body and head.
08. She wears a very skin tight and torn black leather dress, spider black fishnetting underneath. She has black spiked armor on her right shoulder. Her arms and stomach area was exposed and she has a big slice across her stomach.
09. She wore big metallic biker chick boots, and had african tribe-like rings around her neck.
10. She used to have wings. On her back is nothing more than scars from where they were burnt off.
11. Lordi's new era was pure "Studs & Leather". They had more of a Judas Priest "Painkiller" thing going on. Lot of skin.
11. She was a bad ass, a Necro Morbid Angel fallen to Earth.
12. Her name was... SYPHA.
Just imagine that. Lordi 2013:
LORDI: Vocals.
AMEN: Guitars.
SYPHA: Keyboards.
OX: Bass.
TREMOR: Drums.
