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Deaths you'd like to see in LORDI media

Postby Maddy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:59 am

I wasn't quite sure where to put this topic, so I just decided to put it right here. :)

Just been curious if anyone of you guys ever thought about how it would be to get 'killed' by any of our favorite monsters?
(I mean if they were real monsters, or you would play with them in the same horrormovie or anything like that)
If you ever thought about something like that:
-By who you would love to get killed by?
-How would it happen?
-Do you think different about the monsters now? (Are you maybe afraid or something like that)


Well, I'll be doing a little start here. :)

Amen:
I think it would be cool if he would do something like a "death kiss". And by this I don't really mean a kiss, but more something like he's getting really close to your mouth and then he sucks out all your body fluid, so that you're getting all dry and look like him.
He's making some more mummies so they could conquer the world. :lol:
Actually I think that it would be awesome to be part of Amen's Mummyarmy... :mrgreen:
But still I can't say that I fear him more now. It makes him even more interesting, at least to me.
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby tsark » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:07 am

That would be cool! :D But my mind has to turn to Ox, death by bear hug! XD lol, seriously though I imagine Ox to be the most 'hands on' killer, with a neck snap or something similar
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby Monsterlady38 » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:56 am

Oh lordi well this shouldn't be too hard to answer. :lol:

If I was in a horror movie with our dear monsters I would like to die slowly and painfully in the arms of Mr. Lordi (Surprise surprise :oops: :lol: ) I'm running down a dark hall from shadows coming behind me and then I run into an open space where the darkness is coming up behind me (like in Dark Floors) as I try to escape that is when Mr. Lordi appears in front of me out of the darkness his wings spread, he roars in anger and walks slowly towards me. I can't run from him because he has me surrounded by his dark powers. Then he walks up to me and now I am standing in the darkness unharmed until he grabs me and holds me up against him and gazes at me and I look into his red eyes and then he bites my neck hard and sucks my blood like a vampire (I say that because he's got sharp fangs now. :wink: ) I can't even scream because of how much it hurts. I stare at him almost dazed for I cannot escape his grasp and then I grow paler and paler as he consumes all the blood inside me and soon my eyes shut as if life has passed from me already and I die in his arms right in front of him. He drops me to the ground with my blood dripping from his fangs and he roars in triumph as my pale bloodless body disintegrates into nothing in the darkness.....
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby Rosalie » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:20 pm

I want to die in agony. Kita will slice my neck, and blood will pour from my gaping wound. Amen will rip put of my heart and slam it on the ground, step on it and send blood squirting out everywhere. OX will smash my skull in and parts of my brain will drip down my face. M. Lordi will stab my in the guts and my innards will spill out into my lap. Their laughs at my death will be the last thing I hear and I will look up at their grinning faces. I will die with my eyes open and when someone discovers my mutilated body my dead brown eyes will be staring right into them and the. They'll be driven mad and the mystery of my murder will remain unsolved.
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby Joni Master » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:07 pm

I think this topic is not nice. You should never joke about that kind of stuff...
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby Maddy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:13 pm

I never had the intention to make the monsters look bad or anything like that.
And so I never wanted to joke about death or anything like that :!:

This is just something like our own little horror movies starring the Lordi's.
No bad intention is behind all of this.
But if the any of the moderators is thinking the way you do Joni, then I'm fine with closing this topic. :)
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby Joni Master » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:34 pm

Maddy wrote:I never had the intention to make the monsters look bad or anything like that.
And so I never wanted to joke about death or anything like that :!:

This is just something like our own little horror movies starring the Lordi's.
No bad intention is behind all of this.
But if the any of the moderators is thinking the way you do Joni, then I'm fine with closing this topic. :)


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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby Nightmare Wings Hell » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:41 pm

I'd recommend renaming this topic to something like: Deaths you'd like to see in Lordi media (video clips, music videos) etc. That I'd understand.

Because this kind of topic seems awkward and frankly, a little tasteless.
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby andy4600 » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:11 pm

Nightmare Wings Hell wrote:I'd recommend renaming this topic to something like: Deaths you'd like to see in Lordi media (video clips, music videos) etc. That I'd understand.

Because this kind of topic seems awkward and frankly, a little tasteless.


I agree. This quite a Bizarre topic.... :|
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby Maddy » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:28 am

andy4600 wrote:
Nightmare Wings Hell wrote:I'd recommend renaming this topic to something like: Deaths you'd like to see in Lordi media (video clips, music videos) etc. That I'd understand.

Because this kind of topic seems awkward and frankly, a little tasteless.


I agree. This quite a Bizarre topic.... :|


That's also a good idea.
Sorry for coming up with such a weird name, like a already said, I had no bad intentions with this. :( :oops:
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Re: By which monster you would like to get 'killed' by?

Postby Kitawa » Sun May 12, 2013 7:21 pm

Well, I don't mind the topic name, so straight to the question I go! :D

Since I did Japanese swordmanship practices as a teen (iaido), I decided if I ever was to be killed, I'd want it to happen by a Japanese samurai sword. A nice and clean cut to the neck, I would be finished off without suffering much. This happens to go very well with my favourite Lordi monster Mr. Kita, who used to carry such a sword with him during the Deadache era. You can guess the rest of it. :P

I know it doesn't sound like an interesting way of dying. I just thought about a practical and the most "pleasant" way for myself to move to the afterlife. :)
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Re: Deaths you'd like to see in LORDI media

Postby judge death » Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:27 am

Can´t kiiiilll what isssss alreeeady deeeead! :twisted:
Theeee crimeee issssss lifeeeeee, theeee ssseeenteeeenceeeee isss DEATH!
I´m heeereeeee to cureeee you all from your ssssinnssssssss, I´m your ssssalvation.
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Re: Deaths you'd like to see in LORDI media

Postby MarkusHasADeadache » Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:03 am

judge death wrote:Can´t kiiiilll what isssss alreeeady deeeead! :twisted:

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Re: Deaths you'd like to see in LORDI media

Postby Ghostrider93 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:57 am

I would be killed by Hella, the schizo doll <3
How? Here it is:
Like in a horror movie, I would be lost, trying to survive in a dark place invaded by strange creatures. I enters in a curious room looking like an ancient factory to create dolls and other animatronics. As I'm wathing the things, Hella appears from the darkness and stabs me with a knife in the heart. Slowly, I fall on my knees, empty of my blood and dying in seeing Hella watching me, humming a creepy melody, to finally kneel on me to finish me with a knife blow between the eyes.
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